consulting-criminal-fan:

Shaving your legs. More like yoga in the shower with razor blades.

schuckthetruckup:

ringokotomi:

Do authors cry when they kill the best character or do they smile, laugh and have a cup of tea with satan

the difference between jk rowling and george rr martin 

(Source: ringo-sugarplum)

life goals:

independence
intelligence
financial stability
cute face
cute butt
a little scary

(Source: phosphorescentt)

fineapplepizza:

boys seem better in theory

mitchdahbitch:

occupation: ugly friend

(Source: mitchdahbitch)

"The realest people don’t have a lot of friends."


Tupac (via antithesise)

learn-to-be-better but they have REAL friends

(via humansy)

(Source: blvcknvy)